Coffee Tycoon

November 8, 2006

Grab a double shot, low fat, no foam latte and sit down with Coffee Tycoon, probably the closest most of us will get to the glitzy life of a café owner.

Shootout: Flo vs Betty

November 8, 2006

This town just isn't big enough for two female fronted serve-em-ups, so it's head to head between Betty's Beer Bar and Diner Dash. Holler at your girl.

No Tomorrow (1999)

May 17, 2006

Not only do I watch Gary Daniels movies, but Gary Daniels movies where he doesn't even kick anyone.

Logan's War (1998)

April 5, 2006

Chuck Norris both manages to rip himself off in this movie, and avoid starring in most of it.

The Prince And The Surfer (1999)

November 12, 2005

Ah literature. While I haven't technically read anything by Mark Twain in really quite a long time, I have seen his apperances in those episodes of Star Trek when they go back in time and Whoopi Goldberg is there.

Netionary

October 8, 2005

Most of the time the poundshop is filled with tatty knock offs imported cheaply from Turkmenistan, but everyone once in a while you find a gem. This is not one of those times.

Expect No Mercy (1996)

August 12, 2005

I own at least three copies of this movie. There is no good reason for that.

Memory Run (1996)

July 27, 2005

Memory Run, or Synapse as it seems to be called in America, is in fact not a low budget sequel to Johnny Mnemonic (oh how good that could have been), but instead tells the story of body crime, in a future time.

The Revenger

June 7, 2005

No, I said Sex On The Toilet before Frank Zagarino.

Final Impact

May 22, 2005

Lorenzo Lamas isn't totally incapable of acting, as he has shown in various other projects, but Final Impact tries to be a drama and a kickboxing movie and is entirely unsatisfactory as both.